Quotes on marriage / wife....

Quotes on Marriage/ Wife..….

·        After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of the same coin; they just can’t face each other but still stay together.

·        Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

·        When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

·        By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will be happy. If you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher.

·        I had some words for my wife and she had some paragraphs for me.

·        Many people are not worried about terrorism because they are married(bigger terror at home)

·        A person had bad luck with both his wives. One left him and the other one didn’t.

·        Two secrets to keep your marriage going….if you are wrong, admit it. If you are right, just shut up.

·        The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

·        A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong.

·        My wife and I were happy for 28 years…then we met.

·        Faster way of fund transfer than electronic banking is…..wife shopping !!!