How to keep your wife happy.

How to keep your wife happy

*When your wife is having a conversation do not speak in between.

*While going to office check everything yourself. Do not depend on your wife.

*Compliment her on her home management skills, dress, purchases etc.

*If you are not able to give a honest answer to her question- How do I look today, just reply “you look totally different”

*Regularly say that her father and mother are very good people.

*Take a glass of water yourself while sitting for dinner.

*While watching a movie on TV say that the heroine’s hair style matches hers.

*Pretend that you are listening to her by keeping the newspaper aside and putting the TV on mute.

*Watch TV serial to a cricket match when both are watching TV. Say that cricket matches are there every day.

*If she says that she is too tired of cooking today, just say that you were planning to order a PIZZA.

*In any conversation , often take her SAUGAND….

*If you want to make any complaint make them indirectly like… Today the Daal is tasting different.  If roti is not roasted properly say the quality of wheat is not to our taste this time.

*Don’t bring office work home.

*If in her new dress she looks fat, tell her that by mistake the dress is one size short.

*If you purchase any clothes or things let her guess the price. After hearing her tell the price something around that. If you tell the price first you will be classified as a person who always buys cheap.

*Before going home delete all sms or call or receipt list.

*Surprise her with gifts or flowers occasionally.

*Take her out once in a few days.