Stupid questions….
People usually ask….when the situation is obvious.
At a movie : when you meet friends /
relatives
Stupid question : hey, what are you doing
here ?
(don’t you know , I sell tickets in black
here)
In a bus : A lady wearing pointed
high-heeled shoes steps on your feet….
Stupid question : Sorry, did that hurt ??
(no, not at all. I’m on local anesthesia.
Why don’t you try again)
At a funeral : one of the teary eyed
people ask…
Stupid question : why, why him, of all the people….
(why ? it would rather be you…)
At a restaurant : when people ask the
waiter….
Stupid question: is the “paneer butter
masala” dish good ?
( no , it’s terrible and made of
adulterated material. We occasionally also spit on it….)
When your friend announces his wedding
and people ask…
Stupid question: is the girl you are
marrying good???
(no, she is miserable, husband basher,
insensitive, just for money…..)
When you get woken up at midnight by a
phone call….
Stupid question: sorry, were you
sleeping.
(No, I was doing research on how to
improve donkeys …)
When you have a haircut..
Stupid question: hey, did you have a hair
cut ??
(no, its winter and I am shedding ….)
At a dentist when he is using pointed
objects in your mouth.
Stupid question: tell me if it hurts?
(No it won’t. It will just bleed)
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute
woman asks…
Stupid question: oh. So you smoke..
(It’s a miracle….it was a piece of chalk
and now it’s in flames…..
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