Friday, December 28, 2012

Life is like this....


Life is like this….

v  If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

v  Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non smoker.

v  When you are right nobody remembers. When you are wrong nobody forgets.

v  After a long wait for bus number 33, two 33 number buses arrive at the same time. The one you get into will always be more crowded than the other.

v  When standing in a “Q”, the person in front of you will have the most complicated transactions consuming lot of time.

v  You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

v  Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

v  More than 50% of all statistics are made on the spot.

v  You pick up maximum wrong numbers while on roaming.

v  The door bell will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

v  If you come early the bus is late. If you are late the bus is still late.

v  As soon as you mention something bad, it happens.

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